people say i'm odd
and laling say i'm obscene
even my patient think
that one of my screw is missing
aiyah uncle, u can barely speak
how dare u say i'm 'chissin'?
nasib baik u think i'm pretty
hey i'm not lying
go ask that uncle
eh, wait..he's discharged already
n i'm not masok bakul angkat sindri
so what?
i only naik lif n tekan up button sindri
people say i draw not-so-good thingy
i say i draw whatever the hell i like to see
they point out fingers and say
"hey u draw the tits too big"
and i angkat brow and say
"it can hardly pass as breast honey"
and then they go screaming
"what's this? this man hardly wear a thing!"
i frown and say to them
"yunk i'm studying anatomy.plus can't you see?"
"this man....wear at least loincloth around his hips"
haha..pervy me
so what?
people say nursing don't suit me
i admit it
it not really is
but i acquire great skills from it
the skill to deceit
and conceit
to avenge
and be tahan maki
to duduk blakang kaunter
and ngumpat the person we benci
sheesh..
so what?
people say i'm a bit lessy
hey, i'm just a lil bit clingy
only if i wrap my arms around her hips
doesn't mean i got the hot for people with tits
or something equivalent to it
don't get the wrong concept of it
would u rather have me
clinging to men that is not mahram to me
just lyke 64% people out there been doing
darn..
so what?
people are uneasy with my straight forward attitude
i speak obscenities and i kuat maki
i mencarut tak henti-henti
especially when i'm angry
or hungry
but sometimes i duduk diam-diam and perhati
aiyah that orang pon sama suke maki
cuma diorang maki dalam hati
i do the same thing occasionally
admit it..as human being, u're not a perfect thing
not at all never maki in hati
just because i say it out loud
doesn't mean i'm insolent or x sedar diri
guyz,pikir sediri
aiyah
so what?
somehow i got a feeling
len kali ade mende camnie laie
++chepazana++
++makan hati sebab tak dapat cook that damn maggi++
++makan hati sebab tak dapat cook that damn maggi++
4 comments:
laling... nice poem... i arap u bley wat lagi mende macam ni... i enjoy reading it. people call me chissin and screw loose too.. laling, we are alike..
ah i remember that screw loose incident clearly...apek tuh baru sedar koma n ktorang ske r kerumun dier...coz dier nampak comey.haha
kitorang tanye"uncle, sapa cantik?" n die point i.
esoknyer ble i jalan die wat dat screw loose gesture..then my team semua gelak n say "pah, die kata ko gler.."
sampai ati
n u don't know how much i enjoy doing this...lepas smua geram i
that's what i said, kalo u geram, drp u tendang/baling kerusi yg x bersalah tu, baik u wat mende cam nie. u puas ati and i da guling2 gelak baca... huhuhuhu... bernas x idea i.
uh...cite kosi tu laie ke.........
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