random facts...about me

1."Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when chepazana gets too hot.

2.chepazana make onions Cry.

3.chepazana died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell her.

4.chepazana does not "style" her hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

5.When chepazana goes to out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but she only eats its soul.

6.chepazana doesn't go on the internet, she has every internet site stored in her memory. She refreshes webpages by blinking.

7.chepazana eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.

8.If you spell chepazana in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

9.chepazana once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made her blink.

10.When chepazana wants an egg, she cracks open a chicken.

++chepazana++

++i hate people who nag++