the art of being discreet by the infamous chepa

Have u eva wonder, how can one talk so hush-ly, voice impossibly audible to others when they're on phone? believe me,it's a wonder. And this wonder is what i called the art of being discreet. I noticed that a few of my frenz can actually do this, some have d ability while others are hopeless(which include me).well, I can't really put this act either annoying or somehow compromising. It will be compromising when we were learning,studying our ass off,trying to stamp our brain with god-knows-what-written-on-the-thick-obnoxious-book. But it get annoying when you try to sleep and here goes the hushing voice,sometimes high enough to be audible but most of the time are hushed mumbles.oh, don't forget the annoying occasional bitchy giggles. Hello, someone try to sleep here?!Knock some sense into that puny lil' brain will ya' coz I'm itching to throw a kick to ur face,puke my gut out at ur skinny worthless figure and stamp my feet on ur damn nokia phone.Yes lady and gentleman.Being discreet is not actually pleasant at all,albeit people that can actually bear with it.I dunno why they go all so secretive over a phone call but I have some presumable theory:

1.they have sore throat(as if!!)
2.they're sleepy(hell,sleepy person won't talk for hours)
3.they're feeling mushy("ala awak nie...teeheehee..mana dew,awak nie kan~~" imagine saying that with a faking-bitch tone that pura2 manje)
4.they need to jerk off(u can't actually do d dirty talk loudly or people will throw out n die!)
5.they talk bout something that they don't want others to know(i.e how long u hav been wearing d same underwear for weeks.ha ha)
6.they don't want to disturb people who r asleep(how bout d one who's trying to get one??)
7.they r malu-malu(g mati r!!!)
8.they want to show-off dat someone from the opposite sex called them,let it be boyfren,admire,etc(tell me, is d guy who call ya' a multi-billionaire genius blond bachelor wif oh-god-so-sexy figure n make u melt when u stare into his bright blue orbs that is full of love coz if not,then don't.bugger.)
9.they juz want d other party's bill goes up(n dat explain d slow,long,dreadful erm....... everytime they talk.i don't hav any objection for this)
10.they all sesaje nak sakitkan hati korang(coz they know u go all over bitchy bout it n will write it in ur blog.that's a way to get known by others)

aku tulih mende nie sesajerk n ini personal view.klu korang nak flame coz aku mencarut or coz korang terasa,ske ati janji aku puas!!!

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++chepazana++