hari guru dedulu (2006)

ah, nie ala2 mengimbas kenangan lama r nieyh..exkyus mi, saya nak rant macam orang tua. opcoz, klu cakap pasal ari guru the most memorable one would be the one that when i'm form 5. eh, preparation hari guru tyme tuh involve satu batch kowt, bukan takat kp jerk.habis dibantai segala keringat kitorang nak wat mende alah tuh. tido lambat semata jerk. eh, dalam satu bulan tuh, kami bwat kes beramai2 (5/5) pastuh pk 1 (puan abidah konchong kah?) kowt tyme tuh bersara the day after hari guru. aku pon x ingat sangat.

alkisah den dah x ingat dah biler dorang start issue order ntok prepare hari guru but after that sumua orang busy. kowt setiap manusia lam blik study tuh ader keje memasing. klu x silap aku, aku masok group hias pintu dewan. kowt kebetulan tyme tuh bilik study tengah giler bwat origami crane. jenuh nak wat crane tuh beramai. kredit kat raihana sebab bagi kitorang buku citer dier yg ader cara nak wat crane. kitorang ikat crane tuh dalam 4-5 ekor satu benang then we hang kat pintu. malam nak hari guru tuh sedikit haru nak siapkan dewan. budak2 backdrop laie hantu nak wat keje.kowt semata nak menampal petak2 tuh.lambat gak r balik dorm tyme tuh.budak dah berkrioh baru kami menapak polang.

waktuh tuh, kami sebagai senior kuasa paling atas sekali telah mengissue order pada anak2 riang junior terchenta kami, "kome x dibenarkan pakai baju kaler ijau nanti. kami semua dah chop dulu" hahaha. nak wt citer, taun tuh kami ndak wat t-shirt batch. kami bantai beli kain ntok satu batch bwat baju. trima kasih kepada bebudak yg tinggal kat klang n gi carik kain bundle itu. lantas tyme hari guru tuh, para form 5 bley nampak ngan gemilangnya pakai baju kaler ijau. yg mane x siap wat baju tuh pakai baju bese kaler ijau. peraturan ini hanya diaplikasikan pada pelajar puteri sahaja.

aku dah x ingat dah kitorang watper dulu hari tuh.yg aku taw perhimponan pagi ader cam biasa. uh, klu x silap start ngan sukaneka kowt. aku da x ingat pe sukaneka yg kitorang bantai kat situ. aku ingat ader pertandingan wat roti canai yg paling bergaye skali. lawan antara guru ngan murid. acara demo wat roti canai dijalankan dengan menjempot abang bangla dari kantin pak wan. alkisah ada r junior putera nieyh, teramat bergaya dia muncul, siap pakai topeng laie.tapi die yg paling style wat roti canai. and then x lupa pade acara hias kek oleh para cikgu lelaki. adakah ustaz solah yg kuar g 7-E kat sebelah semata nak bli hiasan tambahan. koat depa letak chocolate ferrero rocher atas kek tuh. dengan whip cream segala, wallualam~walaupon kek tuh nampak cam x lalu jerk tapi still edible. aku dah x ingat sangat yg lain, ader kowt sukaneka lain yg involve student ngan cikgu, buat baju lah~~kejadah laie. aku da x ingat sangat.

lepas rehat baru kitorang gerak gi dewan ntok main event. dibwat nye kami beratur di sepanjang jalan sebelom sampai ke ke dewan~ala2 perarakan gitu~once depa masok dewan kami dok sembur depa ngan cebisan kertas warna warni n also belon bli tyme outing kat kajang. sekali lagi kami guna kuasa veto senior kami ntok duduk kat depan skali, blakang chekgu2. vip seat kan. yang den ingat tyme tuh mustilah lakonan bebudak putera.kowt aku gelak sampai kuar air mata. cikgu yahurin depan aku laie best. siap pas tisu kat orang sebelah bwat lap air mata. x abis gelak babak nieyh aku dah terburai gelak ntok babak lain. eh, personal favret aku babak sambutan di india. suyut yg paling ngetop skali, skunk bebetol kat india wat medic..hehehe.irony sungguh.lepas tuh mende ntah kitorang wat, ader acara dari cikgu2 n penyampaian hadiah kowt. tyme balik tuh aku tengok burung2 origami kitorang makin sikit. ah, teacher shaz laie best, siap tanya kitorang bley amik ke x burung tuh. "nak bagi kat anak kat umah" uhuk, tyme tuh memang bahagia tapi penat x yah cakap oh~hehehe

skunk aku da sampai da x taw r bebudak batch aku menghilang ke mana. bertabur merata dunia.aku tulis mende nieyh pon pakai bantai ingat jerk.kowt ader yg salah x taw r. aku xde bli cd sambutan hari guru tuh. aku gegila nak copy mende alah tuh ngan manusia yg ader tapi aku x taw sapa yang ader mende alah tuh. kowt sesapa yang ader bagitaw r den, xde pon send jerk fail tuh kat gue. nescaya gua akan jadi manusia yg paling bahagia kat muka bumi ini. den bertrima kasih pada saudara ajiz sebab naikkan vid lakonan tyme tuh. dah bertaun aku ngidam nak tengok balik vid tuh, tercapai gak hasrat aku. kowt aku x taw nak gelak ke nak nangis time tengok balik mende alah tuh last2 aku bantai bwat dedua sekali.huhuhuhu.pada ex-hamidianz yg kowt terbaca, aku rindu giler ngan kowang sumua. tapi sebab aku nieyh kan bz kalah menteri, ssh aku nak jumpa korang. klu jumpa pon dapat cakap sepatah dua pastuh out. message x yah cakap r, klu phone aku sek abis kedit jerk adios lah.

moga kamu sumua berjaya dalam pekerjaan kamu sumua. XOXO

tabah r korang klu baca mende alah nieyh sampai abis.kowt panjang giler aku menaip.tuh pon aku dah cut short. x laie merapu r. salahkan vid hari guru yang aku jumpa tuh~bwatkan aku rasa nak tulis pepanjang jerk.hehehehe

++chepazana++

++satu2nya manusia yang amik nurse lam batch aku++

changing career ~video maker~

of a sort..

I don't really know what got into me lately but here, watch this freaking crap. and yeah, give much love to my buddy.

yeah, this was pretty much a self promo of sort.hahahaha~~ got too much time on hand. ah, i think i did another one too.gonna put it up here

if i got one more screw loose, I'm gonna do 'nother stuff juz like this.ftw.hahaha~

++chepazana++

++mr.technical give life to my net.woot++

the importance of editing

Okay, I admit that I'm a lil bit photoshop illitrate. I only know how to use brush only. But lately i know how to use one more function. I couldn't help but vouch that this function is like another vital function that you cannot miss. That is the (hue/saturation) and (color/contrast). Damn, i admit i only found out that ps have it.i usually either use paint tool sai or window picture viewer to do that. Excuse me all photoshop sifoo(master) out there for not finding this function earlier.

This piece was done totally in photoshop (that include the lineart, with help from my dear tabby). The first picture was how it looks like without editing. Ps got a better range in editing, you can choose to change the color scheme, depth, brightness,contrast etc. At this particular piece, i made it darker and make it more contrast, i change the midtone to be more bluish and the shadow lean more toward magenta and yeah the background suck. "orz . and after i go my own merry way of adjusting shit, it became like the second picture, which you can see have a better depth of color in it and more sharper. The bad side of this is that your mistake is going to be obvious too.ugh.

For the gakupo fanart, I did the lineart in my sketchbook and scan the picture into my lappie. The lineart a little bit blurred at first but I adjusted it at Microsoft picture manager so that it's presentable. This particular piece was colored in paint tool sai using mouse since that bloody thing won't cooperate with my tabbie, f*cker. As you can see the color are pretty dull. I did the editing using Microsoft picture manager again since it is pretty simple to use. This all happen before I know the function of editing at Photoshop.

++chepazana++

++turn 21 today++

the first production

i dunno if you can watch it or not but i'm trying to put it up here. some shit i pulled up. i think i'm gonna try making a better one using the first three drawing and try developing it from there. i have the rough storyboard ready already. just hoping i have enough will to try~~

++chepazana++

++yeah, i totally lost it.alleycats?++

ANP

stand for ajaran negara purba. that's why lah ramai yang x paham.dude, sapa kata aku cakap pasal anatomy and physiology? no effing way lorh.

kamon lah~~zaman skarang dah takde orang dah panggil rahim tuh uterus.orang dedulu jerk..tuh, zaman tok kadok dulu depa pakai lah segala istilah macam aram tuh der..what, y'all x tau kah? orang dedolu kalau depa nak nak beranak depa lari jumpa mak bidan, dorang seru lagu nieyh:

"mak bidan, o mak bidan. come, I bid thee. your expertise are needed"

then, sekonyong-konyong mak bidan tuh datang ngan sireh senyonyoh celah gigi, kain batik hutang bhai kampung atas kepala. cara orang dolu2 tutup kepala.

"such loud voice you had there young chap. come, pray tell what is that so important that need my seeing immediately?"

lantas berkata orang muda, termengah-mengah beliau menjawab.

"my wife. her membrane had ruptured just moments ago. her contraction had become more insistent and the interval have become shorter too. her breath are labored, may due to insufficient of oxygen in blood or it just her systemic response for labor process."

mak bidan pon tutup mata, tangannya mengusap dagu ala2 cam orang dalam wayang gambo dok posing gaya berfikir tahap kritikal.

" ah, so the lady have her labor process initiated. using some logical theory on positive feedback involving hormone such as oxytocin, estrogen and progesteron, the pain going to be more severe by each minutes. come, young man. inside you go and help me to prepare. we got lots to do and no time to waste. don't be haste and later show me the way"

inilah perbualan orang dolu2 yang saya record 2 abad lepas. moral of the story is actually anp full of incomprehensible term and analogy that it must come from era yang kita x taw...ntah sapa ntah yang bijak sangat nak panggil ganglia tuh ganglia, veterbrae boleh kerat jadi 4 part. cell boleh main mesej guna hormone n nerve n segala haram r yang wujud lam badan.it's like their own maxis lah tuh.

minta maap.sebenarnya den tengah tensen sama test den tadik. den poie dulu lah ek.anak da nangis mintak susu.

++chepazana++

++cursing anp++